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:icondonotuseplz::iconmyartplz:
I think I will never be able to top this stupidity... its just my masterpiece for life XDDDDDDDDDDD

EDITED! Special thanks to ~NocturnaDraco for teaching me the proper way to... write the sentences :la: youre cool, thank you very much!

Translation for non-italians ? :la:

"White Assassin
(you) are a t-rd
a piece of sh-t
son of a great wh----re!
D-ck-head...!

...but why?!"


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Art Hiddenmuse
Ezio Ubisoft
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:iconskycri:
SkyCri Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Totally what I have always wanted to do, to those bards.. xD
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SaramicaW508 Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Bellissimo! Sono letteralmente morta! XD
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nikkipleasant Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Serves him right for saying that about an assassin! XD
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5U5H1 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Student Digital Artist
If i sing this in Italian class i will get killed! but i will whisper it... xDD I love this! its so funny! I'LL HANG IT IN MY LOCKER RIGHT NEXT TO THE ITALIAN CLASSROOM. :L I love the minstrel's expressions! xDDD
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hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011
LOL
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:icon5u5h1:
5U5H1 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Student Digital Artist
What a weird thought I just typed! xDDD My Italian teacher is also from Argentina. He's a little weird, but I like him! ^-^
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hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011
Is he?
I mean, is he weird? XDDDD
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5U5H1 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I little bit. xD Sometimes he talks about the cows next to the airport before there was a parking lot (30 years ago!). He'd always say they were smiling at him when he saw them. .... and he talked about this all in the middle of class. xDDD He is one of my favorite teachers, his sarcasm is pretty funny. 8D He also reminds me of my grandpa! xD He also brings up the fact that Americans are lazy sometimes and states statistics. My whole class seems lazy, I feel like the only person doing something!
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Jesscookie Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
This must be why they always sing good songs about Ezio. :D
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TheaPopcorn Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
Now I know why Ezio hates bards.. :D
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GrayFoxLC01 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol dude this is so hilarious
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:iconthesedisturbingdeeds:
OMG laughed so hard at this one!
Instant fave!:heart:
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:iconameyo:
Ameyo Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
i lold because of the word perche. it sounds like perse wich means ass in finnish xDDD
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Kyragirl67 Featured By Owner May 8, 2010
Me::angered: DON'T MESS WITH ASSASSINS BITCH! *Kicks instrument deeper*
Guy: GAH! :crying:
Ezio: You got that right... *stares guy down then walks away* Let's go...
Me: Right Master Ezio~ :heart:! *Follows*
Guy: He...lp....Me....
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saiyanchick13 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD
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Butterfly386 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2010
hahaha,fortunateeley I'm italian and I understood it XD
that is great =D
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:iconmoon-cammy:
moon-cammy Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010
LOL I love it! He deserved it! They are soooo annoying in the game! I would do it, I the game would let me...
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:icondemondog888:
Demondog888 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I know this made MORONTOPIA a good while back, but I still gotta come see it again!
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Padfoot7411 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now if only I could do that in the game! Dude he probeably only shoved it up his ass cause he called his mom a whore.
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oDontClickMe Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
I hate those bards D:< I always punch them XD
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Eikotchi Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010
AHAHAHAH THIS IS JUST SO EPIC!! *died at the: "Sei figlio di una gran mignotta!"*
*is Italian* That bard is pretty cute too =3=
Anyways, these lyrics are way much cooler than those cheap horrible songs the bards are chanting all the time in AC2 ahah
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ScytheDancer Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh damn I laughed so hard when I saw thisXDDD And those last two words fit there so wellXDDD (if thinking them in Finnish they sound a bit like 'mun perse' which literally means 'my ass'XD) Absolutely faved:D
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blueToaster Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Ahahaha! This is hiallrious xD Those people with lutes piss me off Dx
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Thatrealycoolguy Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2009
Hey look a minstrel! and he's singing about me! cool!...just wish he'd get out of my way...Oh he's got friends...great...Ok it's getting really anoying how these guys keep getting in my way...THAT'S IT! *stab**stab**stab**desynchronyze* FUCK!
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hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
LMAO X´D
I couldn´t play AC2 yet, but I think it´s like poor ladies in AC1; PAIN IN THE ASS. I hope my Ezio will be able to punch those idiots.
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Edstalker Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2009
Anyone notice the great similarity between Spanish and Italian.
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MaYain Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: Those guys are just realy annoin >W<
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InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
That's GOTTA hurt!! :icondragoninsane: This is EPIC!!! :rofl:
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Rhizo Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAOOOOO ohh man, how i hate those guys! xD great piece!
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rei-revant Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009
ahahaha
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horsie890 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009
I will be thinking of the bard's terrified face for days now. This is hilarious. XD
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SummerWolfSpirit Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009  Student Digital Artist
You know, this kinda reminds me of that vid where Ezio in the end grabs the bard and drags him along into an alley X'D

Never the less, this is awesome XD
They really get on my nerves
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NohaIjiachi Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2009
I love ubisoft and this game. The fact that I am Italian makes the fandom twice fun XDD great job! :+fav:
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NeonCalavera Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009  Student General Artist
just hilarious!!!:rofl:
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Elkade Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009
Ahahahahahah poveretto XD
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Serendipity-Passion Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2009
Ahahaha what a bitch minstrel! :lmao: keep making these funny comics :D I love them :XD:
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Lara888 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
LOL shit man,you're so dead :rofl: Thank you for the translation! I couldn't understand it (but "merda" and "mignotta" sounds offensively for me xD ) it reminds me about the fifth AC II Diary from Ubisoft. Ezio punches a guy at the end of the video xD
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hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
well, that´s what inspired me XD
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StupidAngel Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
LAWL XD

The "end" result is most amusing! MOST AMUSING I SAY XD
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hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
omg is that desmond dancing in your icon?? X´D
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StupidAngel Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeeeeeeeeeees >w>

It's from my flash. I've made Malik Ezio and Altair, too XD
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NevanAnxa Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2009
I can't really read Italian but I know a few words and as I read, I laughed so damn hard ! I love it ! :lmao:
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Eferruccio Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2009
lol great! =D
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:icongadya:
Gadya Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
SUBLIME, ELEN!!!!
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hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2009
´cias, my darling u.u
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Gadya Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Usted sabe que yo siempre admiraré sus obras (envidia sana y no tan sana que le dicen XD)
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:iconhiddenmuse:
hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2009
y yo a usted!

hagamos un intercambio un día de estos, loca.

:cuddle:
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Gadya Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
CUANDO QUIERAS!! Usted avise, diga lo que quiere y... mmm...

mmm...

Me acordaba de vos cuando mi novio jugaba Assassin's Creed... ese asento españolete XD

Acepto su señora oferta... pero nada antes del 13 de diciembre que expogo XD
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hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2009
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD Asheshinooooo!!!! cojedleee! (sí, yo primera en la lista! :la:)

No te preocupes, yo también estoy hasta la cucuza de cosas para hacer, cuando terminen las clases arreglamos bien ;)
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Gadya Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Jajajajajjajaja, es terriiiiible. Cuando vi tu histe en PF no lo entendía, pero en cuanto escuché esas voces, fue una cosa de no poder parar de reír

Esperaré tu mensaje nwn
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