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SPOILER ALERT by hiddenmuse SPOILER ALERT by hiddenmuse
:icondonotuseplz::iconmyartplz:
Yeah, I know templarīs helmet should be red, but it wouldnīt show how flattered he is at Altairīs attentions :la:
The first time I went to kill Robert, I was so exited I didnīt notice Mariaīs bubbies BUT COME ON how could Altair not notice them?! Not to mention Robert is like 2,5m high.


Altair, Maria, Templar Đ Ubisoft
Illustration Đ =hiddenmuse
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:iconrosemoon151:
rosemoon151 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2016  Hobbyist Interface Designer
LOL
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:iconyukilara:
yukilara Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2015
X D omg  laughed so hard 
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:iconmustavisadi-12345678:
Altair= 6ft
Robert de Sable= 6ft 4 inches
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:iconmrowgi:
Mrowgi Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
XD Omigosh... I noticed that 'he' looked a bit more shapely when I came up to him, and I even joked, assuming I figured it out, that she was to be his girlfriend.

Turns out, both were two. ^^;
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LunaBlacky Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:megusta: 
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:iconasdkh:
Asdkh Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
Can I post this on a site called ifunny? This is hilarious and I'll make sure I give you credit ?
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:iconanassat:
Anassat Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I heard Maria's voice when battling "Robert", and I first thought that it was just some eunuch I was battling or a woman yelling somewhere else... but when Altaïr said he wanted to see his eyes, I was like "OOOOOH NO YOU DI-INT"
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:icontherealferncat:
TherealFerncat Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
Amg xD
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:iconsola-mira:
Sola-Mira Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
I hope that's Robert with watermelons... bwahahaha
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:iconvicpin:
VicPin Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Maria's face is priceless!! XD
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:iconrain-quill:
Rain-Quill Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
Now it's Maria's turn to say... "What sorcery is this?!"
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:iconfantasylover100:
fantasylover100 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hehehe fail
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:iconchaosgirl631:
Chaosgirl631 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist
Haha!!XD
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:iconspartan2016:
Spartan2016 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
I'm diying of laughter
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:icondreshanda:
Dreshanda Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
I noticed the boobs right away and was all "I thought I was supposed to be killing a man? o.O"

But oh well. It still had a bit of a shocking moment for me when he didn't actually kill her. XD
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:iconadivinecomedy2:
ADivineComedy2 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
I spent the entire battle wondering why a there was a female voice shouting, I felt like such an idiot.
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:iconshadowgirlfan:
Shadowgirlfan Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
yea and also the voice. maria talks in the battle
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:iconjakafe:
Jakafe Featured By Owner May 26, 2012
...............
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:icondried-apples:
Dried-Apples Featured By Owner May 16, 2012
I'm late, but, yes, Altair fell in love with a tin can- I mean, a cross dressing Templar. It was fun until he and Maria over there found out. Lets say that fella got "canned" pretty quick.
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:icongenkofox:
GenkoFox Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Student General Artist
lmao, I still laugh at that.
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:icons15jesusfreak:
s15jesusfreak Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, that's what I said! How could he not notice she had boobs?! I could understand if they were really small, but Maria's kinda aren't, lol
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Altair11011165 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Student Photographer
OMG xD very great work xD
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:iconsofiaauditore13:
SofiaAuditore13 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Ahahahahahha soooo funny ahahahahahah oh God
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:iconslonopotamka:
slonopotamka Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
Maria oO
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:iconpoor-e-thics:
Poor-e-thics Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011  Student General Artist
lol like the way you drew maria
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:iconyumyumblutigenbonbon:
L.M.F.A.O.
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:iconyukiminamoto:
YukiMinamoto Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
O.o Altair look behind you. *hides behind "Female Templar"*

Maria: You fool, I'm right here!

Altair: *quickly turns around and looks back at the Female Templar and then at Maria*

Altair: Oh sh-

Maria: I'll deal with you later. *smirks devilishly at Female Templar who suddenly vanishes* Right now, I'm going to deal with a small bug. Be right back my one and only.

Me: Al, you have to run dude....seriously. *looks at Altair who's already roof-hopping away in the distance*

Me: ^^;
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:iconayakaing:
Ayakaing Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
Ha...ha..ha..... I think Altair need to wear glasses . O.o Maria is on fire ~.~
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:iconstillraging:
StillRaging Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011
Lol, this is hilarious! Random Templar is so flattered- but who wouldn't be? I can imagine Altair bringing someone a severed head as a gift instead of flowers and thinking it's romantic XD
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whenbordomestrikes Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehee
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:iconelvenwhitemage:
ElvenWhiteMage Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Epic win. :D
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:iconalexglimes:
AlexGlimes Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011   Digital Artist
hahahah this is so epic xDDD i love iiit!! :heart:
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:iconaxelofart:
AxelOfArt Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011  Professional General Artist
that is creepyy! :O


:XD:
LOL
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:iconteodor80:
Teodor80 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011
Thanks for accepting.
It's official, Maria is the scariest fictional woman i know.
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:iconmanwith0name:
manwith0name Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
This is made funnier by the fact that Templars had beards.
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:iconwhiteandorange:
whiteANDorange Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
every once in a while I come across something so funny I can't laugh. this is it.
"My funny bone has broke"
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:iconhiddenmuse:
hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
donīt take it rude, but I donīt know if you really mean it or itīs totally ironic... lol
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:iconwhiteandorange:
whiteANDorange Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
oh I mean it.. this is too much.
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:icontigra-kitty:
Tigra-kitty Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Student General Artist
what sorcery is this!?
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:iconhiddenmuse:
hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011
speak sense!
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:icontopkicker26:
Topkicker26 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah! LOL! Who's going to be in more trouble? Altair or the Templar? Probably the Templar... :rofl:
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:iconyessakuradiva:
YesSakuraDiva Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG... XD Cierto, cómo ese hombre no se dio cuenta??
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:iconhiddenmuse:
hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011
Uno de los misterios del universo junto a los agujeros negros y Elvis.
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:iconyessakuradiva:
YesSakuraDiva Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Entiendo...
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:iconazurenaddou:
AzureNaddou Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
is the templar gonna trick him or he reaaally likes him??

nice work anyway xD
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:icontalthalra:
Talthalra Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAAJJA eres la mejor chutulina mia xD
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:iconphinoxftw:
Phinoxftw Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
... Too bad they didn't have eye doctors back then...
Because obviously Altair needs his vision checked.
Syd-chan should go back their and create eye glasses.
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Aizu-chan Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
The first time I went to kill Robert I thought: "Why does he have that extremely High VOICE?!!"
Then I realized I was an idiot...
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:iconhiddenmuse:
hiddenmuse Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
Then I realized I was an idiot...


lololol
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:iconaizu-chan:
Aizu-chan Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
It's true... 'cause I only saw him at the start of the game then at the end. I didn't remember him XD

Also when I played AC: Bloodlines for PSP(several years later) I didn't remember that I supposedly killed him at the end of AC. Then when I played AC again I said: "Wait! I kill him here and then at the end of Bloodlines too? How many lives does he have?"

I'm such an idiot... U.U
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